First order of business is SHINee. I know, the last time I said anything about them was
No seriously. What. And because I was in a kind of funk someplace between my period and my medication, the sheer awfulness of that MV pushed me to tears. My brother walked in and asked me if I was alright and all I could do is sputter and choke somewhere between laughing and weeping. And then my mother came home and I had difficulty finding the words to explain my problem. I don't like this reaction. I don't like it at all.
Everyone involved in that song and video needs to be sent back for a refund or replacement.
I just don't understand how something can be that awful and still make it out of the original planning process. Somewhere along the way someone must have at least tried to put a stop to it. Maybe even with a subtle suggestion like JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOU GUYS, AS IF THE HAIR, OUTFITS, CHOREOGRAPHY, SETTING, AND SONG WEREN'T BAD ENOUGH, DO WE HAVE TO PUT WINGS ON THEM!?
AND THEN YOU DON'T EVEN LET THEM DO ANYTHING COOL LIKE FLY!? FUCK THIS TEAM. YOU ALL SUCK.
And then he got fired.
You know what? I don't even feel like bringing up the other topics I had, because now I just don't feel like it. But just so you know, they were Yoseob and JYP so you guys are seriously missing out. Thank you, SHINee, you big gay musical atrocity.