Me: Shopping *trying to watch meev PV*
Steph: For food?
Me: No.
Steph: What is she shopping for?
Me: Walmart
Steph: She's shopping for Walmart?
Me: Yeah, you know how she is. Goes into Walmart and buys half the store.
Steph: Yeah, she'll be gone for like, 14 *looks at wrist*
Both: ... days.
*Laughs all around.*
It really happened.