My dilemma, however, is that I have difficulty spending my money on shit that I actually want to own, and I am just not down with forking over cash for something I will later use as toilet paper. And I will. It will chafe, but I long for the day that I can tell a Twitard that I wiped my shit with the pages of their precious bible.
Sure, there are people I know who own the books, but that means I have to ask to borrow them, thus letting on that I have the slightest urge to read the trash they've been known to call a book (well, I mean, it is written words and it is in a binding, so I guess it's a book no matter how I look at it). Allow me to rephrase. --the trash they've been known to believe is legible and logical writing.
And because I want to use it as toilet paper and it's rude to do that to someone else's book.
Plus, I think it might sully the fantastic ride I'm having with the Noble Dead Saga. Which is good, good reading. If you want a vampire book series that isn't ballsack and actually has vampires doing real vampire shit
I've now convinced myself that I don't really want to read Twilight and we're back at square one.