My ultrasound is scheduled for Tuesday. This requires me to have a full bladder for something like two hours. Anyone who knows me moderately well and is familiar with my frequent pissing knows this is a serious problem for me. I know right now that I am going to wet myself somewhere in that hospital. Or on the way there.
Pee will happen.
I also have to get a load of blood work done, which is testing for various hormone weirdnesses. Much to my eternal joy, however, it is not testing for CA-125, which can be roughly translated to: my doctor doesn't think I have the cancer.