NurikoOni: Here's mah humble request O pimp master
Brute Locke: aight
NurikoOni: Forget Die and come back to the ways of the Totchi. Die...is forbidden fruit so sayeth the Big Kahoona Hoona. And so may Toshiya's light guide you
NurikoOni: That clear enough for ya?
Brute Locke: you is she still going on about that?
Brute Locke: seriously... what ever happened to sharing??
Brute Locke: say it with me kids "SHARE"
NurikoOni: -nods- Uhuh. It is an uncompromising decision by the Big one
NurikoOni: So unfortunately, he can't be shared...or rather, molested
Brute Locke: I am about two and a half milliseconds away from declaring mutany on that board and packing my shit to go
NurikoOni: We can always talk about him in the presence of Totchi though if you must
Brute Locke: JESUS H CHRIST!
NurikoOni: please please don't go
Brute Locke: whats a girl gotta do to get some dork action around these parts!?
NurikoOni: I'm so sorry. I want him too,b ut we can't
Brute Locke: oh god foresake the one who touches the lord's belongings!
Brute Locke: why not just smite me where I stand!?
Brute Locke: well YOU KNOW WHAT!?!?!
NurikoOni: Aww, please don't be too mad
NurikoOni: I..I know!
Brute Locke: fuck this, fuck that, fuck it all!
Brute Locke: fuck your mother
Brute Locke: fuck your dog
NurikoOni: I shall personally write you a Die-centric story
Brute Locke: not you
Brute Locke: as in... YOU
NurikoOni: If it shall make you feel better
Brute Locke: I mean.... all the "you"s
Brute Locke: YEAH A STORY THAT SHE CAN JUMP IN ON AND BE LIKE "OMG MY DIE IS SOOOOOOO COOL!"
Brute Locke: KEY WORD THERE: MY
Brute Locke: I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT
Brute Locke: *cough*
Brute Locke: well, at least not at the moment
NurikoOni: Nuu I'm specifically dedicating it to you
Brute Locke: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO!?
Brute Locke: IM GONNA GO TO DIE
Brute Locke: 'S HOUSE
Brute Locke: *oops enter button...*
Brute Locke: AND IM GONNA KIDNAP HIM
Brute Locke: AND THEN WHO'LL HAVE HIM EH!? EH!???
Note for the Jrock / Dir en Grey impared: Die = The Dork