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Liz, yo
17 May 2010 @ 07:29 am
The bimbo is level 30. I have a feeling this is going to be another one of those levels that take forever, mostly because it wants her to buy a house and get a new job that takes 45 days of training. Awesome, bimbo. Which do you want first? The years it will take to save up that money or the years it will take to get through the job training? B|


THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE, BIMBO. If I didn't have my internet idiot translator on 24/7, I wouldn't even be in the right ballpark. Make more sense. Maybe people will like you more.

New topic. My sick. I'm going in for surgery to remove the large cyst on my sinus on the 15th. Totally pumped. I need this gone yesterday.
: uncomfortableuncomfortable
Liz, yo
17 May 2010 @ 01:54 pm
Just because, clearly I have nothing better to do with my time than talk about choreography.

No joke, this should be the video they show to kpop idol choreographers when they're getting set to come up with something new. Just be like: Look at this. All of this. Don't do exactly this, that would be lame, but something that destroys pants exactly like this. Look at how even the members that aren't ace at dancing get included and don't look super lame. There's variety, it's clean, it's synchronized, it's complex and simple at the same time. And Thunder isn't doing anything on his own. There's only one thing I would change about it, but with all the good that's going on, why change anything?

Also, it occurred to me that I've never really told anyone about the Orgasm Dance Crown. It's pretty much just the personal award I give to the fragment of any piece of choreography that scores the highest on the Pants Destruction Meter. I'm actually going to give out two crowns on this one. First crown goes to 01:15-01:23. Yes, GO gets my crown. Second goes to 00:32-00:36 because Joon is just superb in everything. I'm also quite partial to the echo steps in the second chorus.

I need them to start performing this live right now. I think I've found my choreography love in this.
: hornypants destroyed
: Tony Ahn - Singing That Melody