May 4th, 2010

Kingdom Hearts ♦ D ♦ Fail


Last night, in my dream, someone (whom I do not know) barged into my bedroom and woke me up screaming something about going to meet 2PM. And you know me, I was all over that shit, so I didn't even get dressed before flying out the front door. And into a fucking bog. And I'm not talking a moist meadow. I mean like a full-on green water lake swamp with funky trees and ugly frogs and everything. And it was suddenly very dark out. And then a horse puked on me.

So maybe what we think we're seeing is really an illusion, and 2PM is really just a single horse with a stomach flu standing in the middle of a funky bog just waiting for people to run out their front door so it can puke on them.