And because denial is a place I tend to be.
My Dearest JunHyung Dear JunHyungYo Stripes,
We have to talk. You know, about this nickname of yours. Poppin Dragon, not Stripes, because I think Stripes is an amazing nickname. Though I guess Poppin Dragon isn't so much a nickname as a stage name? Whatever.
Poppin Dragon. Now, this sort of nickname implies one of two things. 1. That you are a dragon, which I have already discounted as an option, unless there is some kind of super chic, stripe-wearing dragon out there that I am not yet familiar with. And, 2. You are so good at what you do that you have taken the liberty of completely knocking the G off the end of the word.
I've decided you were going that route. Now, I hate cutting down a good dancer. I really do. But let's be honest. You're about as consistent with popping as I am with making it up the stairs without tripping. That is to say, I find myself on my face most of the way up about half the time I attempt to ascend. You are so inconsistent, in fact, that I've been forced to pay attention to this problem, which is usually followed by some pointing, and then some laughing.
So i_eat_bamboo and myself have decided to give you a new, more fitting nickname. I was going with 'Semi-Poppin Dragon', and 'Maybe If I Feel Like It Today Poppin Dragon' was kicked around, but we settled on '50/50 Poppin Dragon'. Because it's pretty much just a coin toss.
I'll give you credit where credit is due, dude, and you are good at what you do. When you do it. Just... consistency, Stripes. Consistency.
I am slamming my fist on my desk with determination.
Yours Truly SincerelySeriously, what is up with the checkers and stripes? You're creeping out the world,