Liz, yo (oulan) wrote,
Liz, yo
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Heh heh, no really... seriously now....

If you haven't read any of my chatlogs recently, this would be the one to read. It's Will and his retarded girlfriend. He signed on and I like, instantly tried asking him what his issue was. APPARANTLY he's been using that stupid name and telling people he's me and/or trying to make people hate me by telling them my social flaws. So if this guy starts randomly talking to you... and this applies to anyone on my AIM buddy list... just, I dunno, e-kick him in the e-balls or something...



Brute Locke: wtf is wrong with you?
Brute Locke: seriously
Svvord HoIder: what are you talking about
Brute Locke: oh I'm talking about cypher telling me you told him you were me
Svvord HoIder: this isnt even will
Svvord HoIder: who is this?
Brute Locke: ok, so you obviously know him, why else would you be using his retarded name? anyway, can you tell him I'm super pissed and if he comes to my house again I'll stab him in the face?
Svvord HoIder: Im wills girlfriend.......stabbing is bad
Brute Locke: oh, I feel bad for you.
Brute Locke: but I see your grammar isn't much better than his
Svvord HoIder: Alright....I can see my majority level is a tiny bit higher than yours....
Svvord HoIder: you dont even know me
Svvord HoIder: so.....ya
Brute Locke: "majority" ... what? that doesn't even make sense
Brute Locke: how old are you?
Svvord HoIder: 18
Brute Locke: ooook, sure
Brute Locke: but you can't even use majority right in a simple sentence
Svvord HoIder: who do you think you are
Brute Locke: I know exactly who I am
Brute Locke: no thinking needed
Svvord HoIder: well you dont even know me.
Svvord HoIder: and will is a great person
Brute Locke: oh yeah, you go on believing that
Brute Locke: he has the mental capacity of a small turtle
Svvord HoIder: real nice first impression
Brute Locke: "first impression"?
Brute Locke: oh please
Brute Locke: that's my long-term impression
Svvord HoIder: and u know something u are still a bitch
Svvord HoIder: that was will
Svvord HoIder: she is a way better person than you ever were to me
Brute Locke: I know I'm a bitch... but excellent observation on your part
Brute Locke: didn't know you were capable of so many words in a single sentence.... or logical thought
Svvord HoIder: your making a fool of yourself...you know that right
Brute Locke: fool? what fool?
Brute Locke: I'm right
Svvord HoIder: u
Brute Locke: you*
Brute Locke: use proper english
Svvord HoIder: let me tell u something we both went to job corps and you wont even attempt to get a job with the skills that u learned....... you are nothing but a lazy person who never leaves the house...... and yes i have a job right now making 15.50 an hour
Brute Locke: oh, big man. and why do anything if I don't have to? Seriously, do NOT come by my house again
Svvord HoIder: because you cant rely on other people your entire life...thats stupid.......you cant live off momy forever
Brute Locke: yes, actually, I can
Svvord HoIder: i am coming there tommorow
Brute Locke: I'll be awake and ready to sock you in the nose
Svvord HoIder: try it bitch
Svvord HoIder: cat fight
Brute Locke: what are you saying you're so much of a girl that fighting me would be like a cat fight?
Brute Locke: hell, you think highly of yourself, don't you?
Svvord HoIder: no you would be the cat..... i will be the human pounding you
Brute Locke: ...that's just retarded
Svvord HoIder: and so are you hunny
Brute Locke: honey* and no, actually, I have the IQ test to prove otherwise
Svvord HoIder: ok this is noelle.......you really need to learn how to talk to people and even though will isnt being the nicest person right now you started off this anger thing.....you really need to calm the hell down.....and just ugh.......not be so "miss bitchy" you know...im not calling you a bitch i just think thats the way you are coming across...... i understand u guys had your problems but they are over he no longer lives there so get over it
Svvord HoIder: and he needs to get his stuff sometime you know....
Brute Locke: no HE had some problems... mental ones... and he can kiss his shit goodbye cause I've been trashing it on sight over the past few weeks
Svvord HoIder: which is fucking ridiculus because im sure if he tok all the stuff that" momy" gave you .....and trashed it....youi would be bullshit
Svvord HoIder: high iq my ass
Brute Locke: Meh, we all have our days... and I do have an above average IQ, so any rags on my intelligence can be shoved right up your ass, cock knocker
Svvord HoIder: fuck you
Brute Locke: .... naw
Svvord HoIder: why arent you going to college then
Svvord HoIder: miss high IQ
Svvord HoIder: and what have you been trashing?
Brute Locke: bad choices not under intelligence... learn the difference
Brute Locke: uh... me? everything
Brute Locke: not my fault you all are retards
Svvord HoIder: like what
Svvord HoIder: YOU DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW ME
Svvord HoIder: im probably one of the nicest people you will ever meet.....if you are the same to me.....but ugh im not even gona bother explaining
Brute Locke: actually, I shouldn't be mean to you
Brute Locke: not your fault
Svvord HoIder: you will find that many of your im buddies will no longer talk to you
Brute Locke: like?
Brute Locke: I talk to them all
Svvord HoIder: ull see.
Brute Locke: they all talk to me
Brute Locke: and what kind of empty threat is that anyway?
Brute Locke: Amy already told me how you tried to turn her on me
Svvord HoIder: not her
Brute Locke: then?
Svvord HoIder: do you have any offline friends....Im just curious
Brute Locke: uh yeah
Brute Locke: Brie, Andrea, Mike, Terry... shall I name more?
Svvord HoIder: how if you never leave the house
Brute Locke: I do
Brute Locke: shows how much you know
Svvord HoIder: 4 friends nice
Brute Locke: I asked if you needed more names
Brute Locke: there are more
Svvord HoIder: relatives dont count there hon
Brute Locke: I wasn't naming relatives
Svvord HoIder: if u keep trashing my shit ull find your stuff missing
Svvord HoIder: this convo is over
Brute Locke: oh, now you're scaring me (<--sarcasm)
Svvord HoIder: this is noelle now.....why do you hate him so much
Brute Locke: oh please
Brute Locke: that list would take a week to write out
Svvord HoIder: I would really like to know
Svvord HoIder: i can send him out of the room
Svvord HoIder: you cant give me onnnnnne reason
Svvord HoIder: a real reason not no sucky " he is an asshole" type deal
Svvord HoIder: speechless.....
Brute Locke: jesus, like it matters. one reason? ok, let's start with: he has absolutely no regard for anybody but himself unless he's getting something out of it
Brute Locke: or how about his horrible temper?
Brute Locke: two words: premature ejaculation
Brute Locke: need more?
Svvord HoIder: ive never witnessed any of this at all...and i think if i ever did it would be because i was a bitch like you to him
Brute Locke: that explains his inability to keep wood?
Brute Locke: wow
Brute Locke: teaches me
Svvord HoIder: he doesnt have trouble with that
Brute Locke: how bad does a person have to be to turn a girl nearly completely lesbian eh?
Brute Locke: THAT bad

Then he/she/whatever signed off and I haven't heard from them since. I'm serious though, my mother is working right now and all my siblings are asleep. You know what that means? Means there won't be any witnesses to the bloodbath that'll go down if he shows up here. I'll just say he slipped and fell on the knife... and the wall of spikes... and while we're fantasizing... into the pool of man-eating turtles.



I dunno maybe I just have an obsession with turtles.
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