Me: Me too, we should become men
Steph: We should.
Me: *hold up orange* you should really have some of this
Me: It's really good.
Steph: Oranges consume ass... so if I consume oranges, I am therefore consuming ass. See my logic?
Me: Well, if you were gay, would you take it or give it?
Steph: I dunno...
Me: Well, if you gave it, you'd be consuming ass, wouldn't you?
Steph: No. Ass would be consuming me... and if I took it my ass would do the consuming.
So, yeah... went something like that.