I stopped using the Afrin because it's been three days and I'd much rather have two more days of congestion than deal with rebound congestion. I hate congestion. Let's say congestion a few more times. Congestion, congestion, congestion. Mmmm... inflamed blood vessels in the nasal passages.
I'd like everyone to disregard any conversations I attempt to have with them around this time. I am on too much medication to be taken seriously. I recall a rather extensive conversation from yesterday involving Hugh Grant, but I don't know who it was with.
But yeah. Hugh Grant is kind of dreamy.