Liz, yo (oulan) wrote,
Liz, yo
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We figured it out

Teukkie Teuk: and heechul they downloaded from the computer
Teukkie Teuk: special bitch program
Teukkie Teuk: Sungmin was found as a tranny in a gaybar
Degac Creep: thats how "heechul" got into the group
Teukkie Teuk: yes
Teukkie Teuk: downloaded
Teukkie Teuk: illigal software
Degac Creep: "heechul" showed up and proved himself to be a real idiot in his audition
Teukkie Teuk: thats why he breaks down occasionally
Degac Creep: so they used him for an experiment
Degac Creep: and replaced his brain with a downloaded program
Teukkie Teuk: secretly hios real name is CU0125
Degac Creep: nice
Degac Creep: just make that up?
Teukkie Teuk: yes
Degac Creep: nice
Teukkie Teuk: when he was hospitalized?
Teukkie Teuk: bullcrap
Teukkie Teuk: he was being reprogrammed

We figured out the rest but it goes behind a cut, dammit.



Teukkie Teuk: hannie is amusing
Degac Creep: ha omg I almost just died laughing
Teukkie Teuk: you at the hannie bit? X
Degac Creep: yes
Teukkie Teuk: thats so funny
Degac Creep: he always looks so sad and lost to me
Degac Creep: cause, you know, he's in the wrong country
Teukkie Teuk: thats because he gets easily confused
Teukkie Teuk: I love how he just rolled over when they hadn't even started yet
Degac Creep: I always imagine him being there like... he woke up one day in Korea, no knowledge as to how it happened, and no clue what all these little koreans were saying
Teukkie Teuk: AWWW
Degac Creep: then found out his parents sold him to sm
Teukkie Teuk: thats so sad
Degac Creep: it is
Degac Creep: I also imagine Kyu like
Degac Creep: he got locked in a practice room in an old wing of the building
Degac Creep: with no windows
Degac Creep: just a cd player with one song
Teukkie Teuk: ... wtf
Degac Creep: and he was in there for years
Degac Creep: thats why he was late
Degac Creep: he popped up like "I FINALLY GOT OUT" and everyone else was like <.< wtf
Teukkie Teuk: .... XD
Degac Creep: "I've been eating rats and cans of spam"
Degac Creep: "and brushing my hair with a wire coat hanger"
Teukkie Teuk: "so lets go do twins!" "... we are on dancing out now"
Teukkie Teuk: ".... ;~; NOOOOOESSS"
Teukkie Teuk: and he was send back again
Degac Creep: poor kid
Teukkie Teuk: hopw did yehsung end up in the band
Teukkie Teuk: he doesnt even like it
Teukkie Teuk: he probably
Teukkie Teuk: tripped into the sm building
Degac Creep: because they needed a shadowy bitch member
Degac Creep: someone all the other members could blame everything on if they had to
Teukkie Teuk: he tripped, fell through the window and onto soo man's table
Degac Creep: and Ryeo rolled in
Teukkie Teuk: he got send by fedex
Degac Creep: SM put him on a stair master for a year
Teukkie Teuk: lost mail
Teukkie Teuk: send to the wrong adres
Degac Creep: ha ha ha
Teukkie Teuk: so they decided to just put him for good use
Teukkie Teuk: let him work as a cleaner
Teukkie Teuk: but when they found he could sing he could serve well for a member
Teukkie Teuk: they were a lesbian short
Degac Creep: ha ha ha
Degac Creep: yeah
Teukkie Teuk: shindong delivered pizza
Teukkie Teuk: cracked jokes
Teukkie Teuk: got hired immediately
Teukkie Teuk: Kang ta found shiwon, wanted to bring out his clone to take over the world
Teukkie Teuk: like pinky and the rbain
Degac Creep: I'm convinced Micky, Hyuk Jae and Shi Won were grown in a lab
Teukkie Teuk: yes
Degac Creep: that whole bullshit story about growing up with Junsu? yeah, that was implanted
Teukkie Teuk: they manipulated their memory
Degac Creep: ye
Degac Creep: s
Degac Creep: yes*
Teukkie Teuk: and heechul they downloaded from the computer
Teukkie Teuk: special bitch program
Teukkie Teuk: Sungmin was found as a tranny in a gaybar
Degac Creep: thats how "heechul" got into the group
Teukkie Teuk: yes
Teukkie Teuk: downloaded
Teukkie Teuk: illigal software
Degac Creep: "heechul" showed up and proved himself to be a real idiot in his audition
Teukkie Teuk: thats why he breaks down occasionally
Degac Creep: so they used him for an experiment
Degac Creep: and replaced his brain with a downloaded program
Teukkie Teuk: secretly hios real name is CU0125
Degac Creep: nice
Degac Creep: just make that up?
Teukkie Teuk: yes
Degac Creep: nice
Teukkie Teuk: when he was hospitalized?
Teukkie Teuk: bullcrap
Teukkie Teuk: he was being reprogrammed
Degac Creep: Eeteuk and Donghae are like the only members who were there by choice
Degac Creep: real human dudes who auditioned and got in
Teukkie Teuk: though
Teukkie Teuk: donghae came in because he was lost
Teukkie Teuk: but decided to do a little dance and sing because all the kids were doing it
Teukkie Teuk: reminded him of churchcamp
Degac Creep: thats so cute
Teukkie Teuk: eeteuk got shoved into a clinic for a make over
Teukkie Teuk: Now we need to find a reason for kibum
Degac Creep: Kibum....
Teukkie Teuk: he came from outer space
Teukkie Teuk: no other explanation.
Degac Creep: that explains the megawatt smile, anyway
Teukkie Teuk: yes
Degac Creep: must be from the same place as Die
Teukkie Teuk: secretly he makes pictures with his teeth
Teukkie Teuk: to send back home
Teukkie Teuk: so they can make plans to take over the world
Degac Creep: thats funny
Teukkie Teuk: we all know how Kangin got in
Teukkie Teuk: with a dare
Degac Creep: right
Teukkie Teuk: did we skip anyone?
Degac Creep: I don't think so
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