"Calculators are a good thing. If you say them right, calculator and Kaoru sound a lot a like. It's sort of like how you can make orange and door hinge rhyme, only different."
I want to cry now. I mean, after all that text brutality, the wallpaper wasn't even that grand. Kinda hot cause it was Kaoru with the greys and the reds... but nothing I would ever use.