Liz, yo (oulan) wrote,
Liz, yo
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I think I'm just in a foul mood lately

Liz's rundown of the new SMTown MV:

-- Starts off like an acid trip into homosexual hell only to finally stop on the ugliest, butchest skankass I have ever seen. She looks familiar. I doubt I will ever figure out why.

-- Micky, looking mighty fine. But he always looks mighty fine. Could live without the trippy gay waves, however.

-- Hyuk Jae and the return of the ugly skankass. Someone should put her out of her misery so she can stop throwing her arms around like she's having some kind of muscle spasm through her entire body. And shut up. She needs to do that, too.

-- PS: I like how she's trying to act cool enough to hang with the guys but... isn't. I like it because it's funny and I need a good laugh right now. Ha ha... stupid skankass. I wonder if anyone who reads this knows her name so I can officially change it to "butch skankass" in my head... and when I talk to people... especially that person who tells me because I feel hurtful right now.

-- Jae Joong has a huge fucking bulge in his pants.

-- OMGWTFISTHAT... oh... it's just Malebin. *Holds chest* Jesus Christ. Man's trying to kill me. With that gay forest backdrop he looks like the jungle beast or something. Sorry to say, Malebin fans, but I fear the worst. The black hair has lost its hold on me. And it is over.

-- Shi Won is looking pretty damn suave if you ask me.

-- KANGTA!!!! OMGMYLOVEFORYOUANDALLMYBABIES!!!

-- ... and Jihoon? Alright... it's lost its love. Time to move on to the next part.

-- Kitty~~~!... and god damn it, that skankass

-- Ok, I just totally had a "who the fuck is that?" moment. I'm sorry, Jay. Oh, what a dork.... of love.

-- walsrjkvmerjgebrnyastc1212-fakecas KANGINWINKOFSEX *dies*
(Please note: this will be the only fangirl moment for this video)

-- PS: I love Dong Hae's voice.

-- Oh look, it's that other skankbitch, Dana. Awesome. Let's make me hate this video more. Dude. Seriously. She was never "cute" but these days she is just down-right ugly.

-- Sung Min's hair turns me on something awesome.

-- I saw a flash of Ee Teuk in there... bouncing around... oh look! Xiah! YAY! GODDAMNITJIHOON. GETTHEFUCKOUTOFTHERE. STOPRUININGTHISSONGMORETHANITALREADYSUCKS.

-- (ok, I lied one more fangirl moment)
WTFDOYOUCALLEETEUKANDYEHSUNGTOGETHER!??!? IDONTCAREILIKEIT!!!

-- Ew. That beast with the teeth is touching my sex god. *Pulls Shin Dong away and slaps Yunho* We don't touch the sex god unless... you know... we are giving him sex. And ew. No Yunho x Shin Dong, please.

-- Hey look. My lesbian lover. Oh, Leisha... we should get back together. Those were good times. (Shut up, at least I'm getting into the boy).

-- Random Kitty screamsinging. I love it.

-- KangHyun. It's real. ANDOMGANOTHERWINKFROMTHEBEEF. ILOVEIT.

And my boy Jae Won to wrap it all up. God. He was the best part of this video. No... Kang In winks were... BUT HE WAS A CLOSE SECOND DAMN IT. And Leisha. Leisha was hot. Overall it was a crap video to an even more crap song. I hate SM. I hate SM so much.
Tags: ok we can!, trufax
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