Liz, yo (oulan) wrote,
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Malebin

^ Ahahaha... sorry... it's part of my therapy to get him off my mind. So far, it's working.

Ok, so we're going to play a little game. Earlier today, Liz napped. And while she napped she had a very vivid sex dream about someone who she would never openly admit to actually having a sex dream about. So why am I sharing this? To show you guys that even the strongest walls can break, and you must be prepared for the worst.

The game? See if you can guess who it was from this embarassing chatlog piece before the end... and then you get treated to the weakest point in my life so far... my breakdown and confession of love lust something to this person.

Degac Creep: IT'S NOT GOING AWAY
Degac Creep: SWEET MOTHER OF GOD I WANT HIM AND NOW

Not much to work with, I know, but if you talk to me every day... you'll get it now...

PsychoVampBunnie: what's not O_O;;; what..... D: ??
Degac Creep: WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL MY BEAST PICTURES WHEN I NEED THEM
Degac Creep: *opens random file with his name on it*

Oh, that's right. When I said low, I meant... looooooooow. This is the lowest of lows. As low as it gets... and if it could be dug any lower than that, this is already there. Ladies and gents... The Liz... for about an hour this day... was completely head over heels for Hee Chul (Malebin [credits to Kigan on that one]).

And now for the complete and utter breakdown:


Degac Creep: oh god... not him... anyone but him
Degac Creep: *weeps bitter tears of self-loathing*
kigan06: *holds tighter*
kigan06: why are you getting all worked up?
Degac Creep: *whispers*
Degac Creep: because I hate the beast with my whole being
Degac Creep: CindaBEAST is the DEVIL
kigan06: ???
Degac Creep: *stares*
Degac Creep: you must know who he is
Degac Creep: not a day goes by that I don't whine about him
Degac Creep: he's like the male counterpart to Bin
kigan06: *lets you go and recoils*
kigan06: um
kigan06: you mean
kigan06: the dude from super junior
Degac Creep: *wails*
Degac Creep: YES
kigan06: OMG
kigan06: and i touched you
kigan06: *gets lysol wipes*
kigan06: no im kidding
Degac Creep: *cries out in agony and mortal pain*
kigan06: *rushes to you*
Degac Creep: I have ruined myself
kigan06: dont cry liz
Degac Creep: I will never be the same
kigan06: butreallyhecreepsmeoutsorry
Degac Creep: hecreepsmeouttoodude
Degac Creep: thatswhythisissobad
kigan06: *nods mutely*
kigan06: *holds close*
Degac Creep: *cries some more*
kigan06: you must resist
Degac Creep: I don't want to live
kigan06: it will be the end of you
Degac Creep: it will
kigan06: *pulls you unto lap*
Degac Creep: I tried thinking of Bobo in a little blue sweater... and Ee Teuk and Kang In making out... I even tried staring at half-naked Woo for a while
Degac Creep: nothing will cleanse my mind of this evil
kigan06: *whispers horrified*
kigan06: not even....WOO HYUK?!
Degac Creep: I KNOW ITS LIKE A SIN OR SOMETHING
kigan06: omigod liz
Degac Creep: SOMETHING WORSE THAN A SIN
kigan06: what has he DONE TO YOU
Degac Creep: WHATS WORSE THAN A SIN
kigan06: omg
kigan06: i'm scared
kigan06: hold me
Degac Creep: YOU'RE scared!??!?!
Degac Creep: YOU'RE fucking scared!??!?
kigan06: i...i....
kigan06: well im scared for you
kigan06: and im already holding you so its not like its gonna make a diff
Degac Creep: YOU'RE not the one who had a rather vivid sexual encounter in dream land with him
kigan06: *sputters*
Degac Creep: *cries some more*
kigan06: thank you for that bit of vomit i just spewed in my mouth
kigan06: how...vivid
kigan06: *strokes hair* dont cry liz
kigan06: it'll be ok
Degac Creep: uhm... *thinks* when I woke up.... my legs hurt
kigan06: *freezes*
Degac Creep: the man has long arms... and legs... it was like having sex with a god damn stick figure
Degac Creep: with sexy black hair
Degac Creep: and really nice hands
kigan06: *sweatdrops*
Degac Creep: WHAT AM I SAYING
kigan06: stop it!
kigan06: i should slap some sense into you
Degac Creep: *whimpers*
kigan06: i mean damn i knew you liked them and all but damn
kigan06: and i mean DAMN
Degac Creep: I DON'T LIKE HIM
Degac Creep: I DO NOT
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