Liz, yo (oulan) wrote,
Liz, yo
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And Liz Will Angst

Degac Creep: they've been here less than 24 hours and I already broke down
TheSadLetter07: you broke down?
TheSadLetter07: whos' there?
Degac Creep: Charlotte and Pat
Degac Creep: Charlotte wanted to cook dinner
Degac Creep: something I usually do
TheSadLetter07: *listens*
Degac Creep: I don't do a whole lot here, but Thanksgiving is mine
Degac Creep: but she insisted that because she's taking culinary in job corps, she should cook
Degac Creep: I gave in because she's mom's favorite and I knew that if there was a fight Charlotte would win anyway
Degac Creep: but I told her I'd fucking stab her if she bitched once while I was in there making my casserole
Degac Creep: which I always make so fuck her


Degac Creep: anyway
TheSadLetter07: *hugs*
Degac Creep: so she pulled some bullshit out of her ass about not wanting to cook the stuffing in the turkey because of disease
Degac Creep: and I'm like
Degac Creep: "look, I've cooked this dinner with the stuffing in the bird for eight fucking years. has anyone gotten sick?"
Degac Creep: she made them seperate
Degac Creep: THEN
TheSadLetter07: ...
TheSadLetter07: i hate to be rude & i don't mean to offend- but doesn't anyone ever put her in place?
TheSadLetter07: i mean no disrespect <<
Degac Creep: no
Degac Creep: nobody can
Degac Creep: she's the favorite
Degac Creep: and I mean that in every way
Degac Creep: she really is
Degac Creep: and this isn't like "oh mom, you're unfair" teen angst
Degac Creep: no, she really is the favorite
TheSadLetter07: *grumbles* i'd put her in her place just for giving you grief
Degac Creep: Pat sat in the living room playing video games on MY playstation for five solid hours, refusing to get off for the parade
Degac Creep: what is Thanksgiving without the mother fucking parade and dog show?
Degac Creep: well, for us anyway
TheSadLetter07: that's wrong man, the parade's always cool
Degac Creep: so my mother went down there and gave him a piece of her mind
Degac Creep: and we had the parade on three TVs
Degac Creep: they had to retreat to Steph's room
TheSadLetter07: *pumps fist*
TheSadLetter07: see
TheSadLetter07: another reason for teh kigan to go visit you
TheSadLetter07: i'd put her in her place for you >.<
TheSadLetter07: i'd like to see her give me attitude. THEN i'd gladly eat whatever you cook
TheSadLetter07: cuz....you made it
Degac Creep: so then... this is where I broke
Degac Creep: you know how I complain a lot about how when Charlotte is here Steph pretends she hates asian music and me as well?
TheSadLetter07: yea, which is retarded and makes no sense to me
Degac Creep: it's because Charlotte doesn't like asian music and Charlotte doesn't like me
Degac Creep: and god forfuckingbid Steph be an INDIVIDUAL
Degac Creep: with THOUGHTS OF HER OWN
Degac Creep: anyway
Degac Creep: so we're all at the dinner table
TheSadLetter07: lord forbid
Degac Creep: me, my mother, Tom, Charlotte, Steph and Pat
Degac Creep: and my mother and Pat are talking off to my left and we're all being kind of rowdy
Degac Creep: and I figure everyone is in a good mood
Degac Creep: so I said to Steph, "So, Steph... I was reading this..."
Degac Creep: and she cut me off with
Degac Creep: "If it has anything to do with your asian music, save it. This is a family gathering"
Degac Creep: I'm sorry, I fucking FORGOT I wasn't part of the family
TheSadLetter07: this was steph?
Degac Creep: yes
TheSadLetter07: i can't fucking believe this shit
TheSadLetter07: its like....
TheSadLetter07: everyone's scared of charlotte or something
TheSadLetter07: want me to call you so you can vent better? might make you feel better
TheSadLetter07: then if someone asks you
Degac Creep: so I pushed my chair out, left the meal I could not cook uneaten, and went upstairs and curled up on my mother's bed while the rest of them ate
TheSadLetter07: who you're talking to you can pass them on to me
Degac Creep: and cried
Degac Creep: and cried and cried
Degac Creep: until my mother came up
Degac Creep: and I cried and told her everything
TheSadLetter07: *hugs you*
Degac Creep: and she was pretty cool
Degac Creep: then I went downstairs to clean up after dinner
Degac Creep: a dinner I could not make or eat
Degac Creep: but they refused to clean up
Degac Creep: so I did
Degac Creep: then I picked up Charlotte's pie and took a bite out of it
Degac Creep: and spit it in the trash
Degac Creep: it was awesome
TheSadLetter07: *grins*
Degac Creep: cause it was like Cookie Monster just... bit her fucking pie
TheSadLetter07: i can't believe this though
TheSadLetter07: heheh
Degac Creep: and later she was like
Degac Creep: "who fucking bit my pie?!"
Degac Creep: and we were all like "fucked if we know"
TheSadLetter07: lol
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