Liz, yo (oulan) wrote,
Liz, yo
oulan

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Time for igod

God:
I hear you. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Go ahead.
God:
OK I will.
Me:
... OK, go ahead, God.
God:
GOD rules. I might. Come on.
Me:
Douche
God:
" GOD rules. I might. Come on."? Douche?
Me:
That IS what happened....
God:
Are we still talking about Douche?
Me:
Yes. You should douche. It's good for your vagina.
God:
Sure, Douche sounds like a good topic. Easier said than done. Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
Well, it flushes the nasties and makes things smell good down under...
God:
Interesting. happened THAT flushes the nasties and makes things smell good down under?
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