Liz, yo (oulan) wrote,
Liz, yo
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Bad Tampons

So I called my mother this morning before she was supposed to come home from work and asked her to stop by the store and pick me up some tampons, cause let's face it... when you need tampons, you need tampons.

So she gets here a few hours later and hands me a bag... and in the bag is two boxes of tampons. The first kind are these Stop and Shop brand regular unscented tampons from hell and the second is some bullshit called Playtex "Beyond".

Now there was no way in hell I was going to use the Stop and Shop shit... so I did what I usually do when I get a new type of tampon, open one up, drop it in the sink and chuck it at my brother. I found out soon there-after just why they call them "Beyond". Because it is "beyond" me as to why any sane female would shove that up herself even in the neediest of situations. Basically they're these HORRIBLE little purple missles with intent to destroy.

If I was just an eencie bit more dykie, I would go on strike and go for the pads, but that would mean that I'd have to wear underwear... and that is just not something I'm ready to do.
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