My mom is a ho and didn't pay the phone bill...
But you better bet she had it back on AS SOON as she got home this morning so SHE could go on... psh... makes me upset.
I mean, I understand I'm leaching off her and everything, but do work around here and all I want is free access to the net...
And now I'm behind on EVERYTHING!
And god forbid SHE MISS A DAY OF NEOPETS!
That's the fourth sign of the appocolipse... mom going without Neopets for 24 hours.
The first three, in case you weren't aware, are Shink saying something intelligent, Shink actually proving me wrong in something (which, I tell you, is never), and Thomas (my brother) wearing eye makeup.