Liz, yo (oulan) wrote,
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Shinya is... hot?? *Liz confused*

Long chatlog.
I cut most of it.

Othila Manaz: shinya is quite sexy now adays
Degac Creep: I was just about to say that
Othila Manaz: and he's...gained...
Othila Manaz: w...
Othila Manaz: w.w...
Degac Creep: I've never had an urge to molest that man...
Degac Creep: you can say it
Othila Manaz: no you go ahead
Othila Manaz: i might burst into tears of joy
Degac Creep: I dont want to
Degac Creep: I might want to have sex with him



Othila Manaz: he's gained weight, dude.
Othila Manaz: and he isfucking hot
Degac Creep: dead red hot drummer fucking hot
Degac Creep: ah! I'm using my sexy man terms!
Othila Manaz: wahaha
Othila Manaz: aha *tackles you*
Othila Manaz: oh my god i never thought id see the day
Othila Manaz: when that man turned completely sex
Degac Creep: neither did I, man
Degac Creep: like I said, Shinya and I don't mix...
Degac Creep: but holy shit
Othila Manaz: now you do *wink*
Degac Creep: *scratches chin and takes an experimental step into THOSE fantasies*
Degac Creep: yes, I can see it... oh my
Othila Manaz: *walks in tentatively behind you*
Othila Manaz: you can quote me....you really can
Othila Manaz: i ...i want hot hot shinya sex
Degac Creep: *looks a bit scared* I... I think... I do too
Othila Manaz: on this dvd...i thought maybe
Othila Manaz: but i wasn't sure
Othila Manaz: i mean...he grew muscles and...
Othila Manaz: and hot...
Othila Manaz: but now...its all
Degac Creep: quick, get me in the fucking totch folder before bad shit goes down *dives*
Othila Manaz: no dude
Othila Manaz: *pulls you out*
Degac Creep: NOOO
Othila Manaz: *ties you down*
Degac Creep: PLEASE NO
Degac Creep: I can't live with myself like this
Othila Manaz: *sits naked beefy shinya on you*
Degac Creep: *closes eyes really tight*
Othila Manaz: the reasons you and shinya didnt mix are all gone
Degac Creep: not huh
Othila Manaz: what reason have you to be ashamed?
Degac Creep: *turns face away* thats between me and my god
Othila Manaz: you hid the miyavi thing too. and now you're openly obsessed.
Degac Creep: yes but...
Degac Creep: Miyavi was different
Othila Manaz: *pushes shinya into your lap*
Othila Manaz: he's sexy. and he looks nice. and grew weight and muscles. and he is the drummer god.
Othila Manaz: *looks at you sharply* and you want it
Degac Creep: not huh, Rose is the drummer god
Degac Creep: but
Degac Creep: sadly
Degac Creep: I think I do want it
Othila Manaz: good.
Othila Manaz: at least you admit it.
Degac Creep: I MEAN NO
Othila Manaz: ...rose isnt the drummer god
Degac Creep: NEVER
Othila Manaz: LIZ GET OVER IT
Othila Manaz: HE IS FUCKING HOT
Degac Creep: NEEEVVVVAAAAARRRR
Othila Manaz: and you DO in fact WANT SHINYA
Othila Manaz: SEXY SEXY BEEFY MAN SHINYA
Othila Manaz: WHO IS NO LONGER STICK BOY SHINYA
Degac Creep: *pouts* not fair
Degac Creep: him and his... sexy ways...
Othila Manaz: *squeal*
Othila Manaz: omg shinya is the sex
Othila Manaz: *fangirls*
Degac Creep: I never thought this could happen
Degac Creep: I suddenly feel bad about all the times I ragged on him


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