how do these people find me?

For real now, folks.

I do not believe I directly called her a cunt. And if she's going to accept my challenges, then she doesn't fall under the cunt heading, anyway, so what the fuck? I mean, I didn't even do anything to this person.

And the grammar. It's painful.

This place is still a small hell. At least I'm getting badass gear for Christmas?

Next order of business. A letter, started on and brought over from my twitter.

Dear Stripes,

The choreography looks like ass if you don't do it like the rest of them. One step off and you not only ruin the synchronicity, but the timing of everyone else. You're bringing the team down.

Honestly, I have no idea why Hyunseung doesn't get more attention than you do. Half the time, the two of you are right next to each other and the superiority on the part of my lady is so obvious, I could write a fucking book on it. But no. No, everyone worships you, Stripes, because you carve shit into the side of your head and you like to pretend you can dance and give yourself dancer nicknames and... you know, probably something about dick-sucking lips, too, or whatever the hell it is that people fucking see in you that I clearly do not.

Rage. I feel it.

~Dongswoon

Yes, I'm grasping at straws, but I need a lot of good laughs in my life right now.

kpopsecretmeme2 moment of the day:




Also:


Mine should start tomorrow. And every time I think about the impending hell that is Gackt's visit, I always think right back to the reasons why I should (or shouldn't) follow this example. I have a feeling that this is one of those things I'll remember forever. I'll be in my forties and instead of getting pissed off that I miscalculated and ruined my underwear, I'll just start wondering how Taec is doing.

I love you, fandom. Keep doing fucked up shit like sending period blood letters to idols and we'll be square.

Christ, I am so uncomfortable lately. I am more comfortable in public places than I am in my own hope. Clearly this is a problem. D:

Unrelated, but I'm also sad that people hate JYP these days. As a person who is adamantly against the need to blame someone for everything, and as a long-time JYP fan, the whole mess saddens me.

EDIT. More:

I like how I am not a member of the Mblaq fic comm, but I'm still seeing Mblaq fics on my friends page. Awesome. And by awesome I mean not awesome.

Advent calendar on Miss Bimbo. Today was a Christmas tree. It reminded me that my bimbo is spending an assload of money every day to have a four room house with a garden. So I decided to do a little redecorating. Wallpaper and flooring are 500 a pop, wtf. I'm debating whether or not I should move the living room stuff into the scrolling room, since it's larger, but it's currently in the room labeled as "lounge" and that seems to fit better. D: Decisions, bimbo. Decisions.

On a related note, people who refuse non-staked challenges are cunts. The site doesn't keep track of your losses, assholes. Some people need those wins to level up. I hope everyone refuses your challenges when you need them for your next level. Cunts. I kind of wish the site would give me a list of everyone who refuses so I can post sparkly penis images that say "thanks for accepting my challenge" on their profiles. With a mule account, of course. I refuse to lose my Day 404 bimbo. D:

I saw it yesterday. It was something of a chore getting all the way out to Fitchburg to see it, but was definitely worth it.

See, our cinema here in Gardner is less ghetto than it was, say, four years ago, but they have to give up most of their theaters to New Moon and A Christmas Carol (because they did all that work to make that one theater 3-D compatible, so I guess they have to give it up), and according to the website, Ninja Assassin is never going to be here. Ever.

So I had to drive out to the most ghetto cinema in the history of cinemas, Cinema World on John Fitch. The evening was set off the right way pretty much as soon as I got the tickets, which told me I was going to see "Ninja Assassins". Then I went to the bathroom. If you can call it that. Half the stalls were overflowing, covered in toilet paper, or being avoided by everyone in front of me, so I avoided them too without investigating, because I trust other ladies trying to use a public bathroom.

Needless to say, we decided that getting snacks there would probably be a bad idea.

The movie itself was pretty boss, and can be summed up as such:

Degac Creep: it was... fucking gross
zzangbanghulweh: yes XD
Degac Creep: most of the movie was god damn gross
zzangbanghulweh: but but was it entertaining?
Degac Creep: fuck yeah it was
zzangbanghulweh: OMG YAY
Degac Creep: between all the creative deaths, flying limbs, joon being fucking adorable and bi spending 80% of the movie mostly naked, I was very satisfied

Too many fandoms at once. Now I know why fangirls stick to one group and fandom hard. D:

Yesterday didn't go as planned. Not even fucking close to "as planned". It involved a lot of driving around, and none of that driving took me to Fitchburg so I could see Ninja Assassin. Today! Or maybe... tomorrow!

...

SOON!


SHORT LETTERS!

Charlotte, you suck and I don't appreciate any of the shit you pulled yesterday. Steve, you're cool, but I don't want you living in my castle. Aaand... Thomas, you're an asshole and everything you touch turns to assholes.

The line is funny enough, but then you find out that it's in response to someone accusing Junho of being a Bi wannabe. I mean, shit yeah, he looks like Bi. That aside, the sheer hostility involved is what makes me cry tears of joy and laughter.

Or perhaps it's because I'm on my moody pills. Either way, got a good laugh.

I have a serious problem.

Up until yesterday I had not watched any of G-Dragon's MVs. The reason for this wasn't that I didn't like his music so much as I refuse to believe he's grown up. When I talk about him or if someone else brings him up, this is not what I see. This is. I see him like I see my brother; that is to say I will eternally believe he's a teenager.

And so I finally convinced myself to just watch them. I mean, how much damage could I possibly do to myself by sitting here and watching? It occurred to me after getting through the second one that I was jumping over to a different MV as soon as I was finished with each one, like it was some kind of safety net. I find myself needing to cleanse my brain with Perry's "Storm" or Perry's "Get Ready", or YG Family's "YMCA" or, hell, even 1TYM's "Hot Ttu Guh" every time I watch one of GD's MVs. Pretty much any music video that has baby!GD will work.

And this is not going to work for me. G-Dragon, stop getting older. It's breaking my heart.

Due to a slight miscalculation on my part, I had been referring to this coming Thanksgiving as the Fourth Annual Thanksgiving Day Squarefest, when in fact it is the Sixth. I honestly cannot believe we've held this up for six years now. I mean, there are only so many Square games out there that can be enjoyed in a group setting.

Also, Ninja Assassin tomorrow.

So, turkey, parade, Squarefest, and Bi. Sounds like it's going to be the best day ever.